Or just spend the rest of the season pretending to play those quarter notes.
never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit
So I’ve always been attracted to females but I’ve never actually dated a woman before. And I’d really like some advice on how to pick up chicks. (Pun intended)
me and my friends at a children’s museum
is that a miley cyrus titan
My old woman. @janesaaaaa
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER